some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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