Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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