i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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