Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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