Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She told me I should be a condom model.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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