On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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