If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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