My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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