He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The power of my boobs compel you
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize