i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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