I love black thongs
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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