If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
3pm strippers are depressing
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.â€
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