The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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