I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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