Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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