I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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