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what?
penguin condom
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
its liver damage thursday
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