We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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