After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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