yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
try to milk me bitch
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