Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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