It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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