I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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