Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You coming home soon, man?
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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