i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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