Say something about gay babies.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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