Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
do nipples grow back?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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