I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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