I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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