i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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