its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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