i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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