Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
