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• (805): View more from California

  talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.

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• (845): View more from New York

  It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  $1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.

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  Please take video.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night

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• (845): View more from New York

  Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep

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