He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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