As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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