Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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