she was so not down for the gang bang
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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