just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
try to milk me bitch
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