You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The power of my boobs compel you
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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