I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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