that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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