i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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