i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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