How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
