thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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