I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do you have feelings for this penis?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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