Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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