His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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