If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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