Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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