no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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