I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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