I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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