I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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