Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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