Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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