.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
