To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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