like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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